As coronavirus swept over the UK & the rest of the world, many businesses including bars, pubs, theatres and clubs – including strip clubs – were forced to close. A few months’ later and pubs and bars have been allowed to re-open, but strip clubs remain shut with no clear indication of when strippers willContinue reading “Why can’t strip clubs re-open?”
I need to peeCystitis has reared its ugly head againThis is our punishment For heterosexual sex My vibrator never gives me a UTIOr thrushOr makes me panic that I’m pregnant Dicks are the devilWith balls as their delicate hornsCreating fire in our vaginas And our minds The flaccid dick seems so innocentVulnerable – soft and sensitive Until theContinue reading “Ode to the penis”
It was the spring of 2008, I was on the phone to my boyfriend at the time, we were having phone sex, and I was using my bullet vibrator. He was talking dirty to me about all the kinky things he was going to do to me, and suddenly all this liquid came out ofContinue reading “My First Orgasm”
I found out what figging was circa 2007, and became curious about wanting to try it. Figging is the technical term for putting a piece of ginger inside someone’s arsehole.
In 2016, one of the jobs that I was doing meant I had to work Saturday and Sunday daytime on both New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day. I’d been invited to a small house party / gathering at my friend’s house for NYE, and was fully intending on going, but then got home andContinue reading “Happy Fucking New Year”
When I was younger, I just assumed that all romantic relationships were monogamous, and that as soon as you had the boyfriend / girlfriend conversation you would only be with that person. Because that’s the reality that society, TV, and the film industry sells to you. I did have a couple of relationships in myContinue reading “Goodbye Monogamy Hello Polyamory”
The other day I posted on my blog about fucking a 20 year old (guy), with the caveat that I had done it before, but only with two other people in my lifetime. A woman I slept with a few times at University commented ‘weren’t we 19 when we met?’ And it drew attention toContinue reading “Fucking, foreplay, and heteronormativity”
Ok so it’s not the first time I’ve fucked a 20 year old. Other times this has happened: At 19, when I lost my virginity to a 20 year old. At 28, I fucked a 20 year old who was very kinky – he choked me, stuck his fingers down my throat, and came allContinue reading “What’s it like to fuck a 20 year old?”
I went back on OkCupid because in no particular order:
I don’t learn my lessons. 2. Sex.
I started talking to a guy called Jack. We texted quite a lot before meeting, bonding over our mutual love of Peep Show, Venn diagrams, and roller-coasters
Our first date was the best date I’ve ever had. We went ice skating at Ally Pally ice rink. We got there too early, so walked around the gardens first. I fancied him as soon as I saw him, and I could tell he fancied me too.