Tag: cranberries
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Ode to the penis
I need to peeCystitis has reared its ugly head againThis is our punishment For heterosexual sex My vibrator never gives me a UTIOr thrushOr makes me panic that I’m pregnant Dicks are the devilWith balls as their delicate hornsCreating fire in our vaginas And our minds The flaccid dick seems so innocentVulnerable – soft and sensitive Until the…