Ode to the penis

I need to peeCystitis has reared its ugly head againThis is our punishment For heterosexual sex My vibrator never gives me a UTIOr thrushOr makes me panic that I’m pregnant Dicks are the devilWith balls as their delicate hornsCreating fire in our vaginas And our minds The flaccid dick seems so innocentVulnerable – soft and sensitive Until theContinue reading “Ode to the penis”

My First Orgasm

It was the spring of 2008, I was on the phone to my boyfriend at the time, we were having phone sex, and I was using my bullet vibrator. He was talking dirty to me about all the kinky things he was going to do to me, and suddenly all this liquid came out ofContinue reading “My First Orgasm”

Goodbye Monogamy Hello Polyamory

When I was younger, I just assumed that all romantic relationships were monogamous, and that as soon as you had the boyfriend / girlfriend conversation you would only be with that person. Because that’s the reality that society, TV, and the film industry sells to you. I did have a couple of relationships in myContinue reading “Goodbye Monogamy Hello Polyamory”

Fucking, foreplay, and heteronormativity

The other day I posted on my blog about fucking a 20 year old (guy), with the caveat that I had done it before, but only with two other people in my lifetime. A woman I slept with a few times at University commented ‘weren’t we 19 when we met?’ And it drew attention toContinue reading “Fucking, foreplay, and heteronormativity”

What’s it like to fuck a 20 year old?

Ok so it’s not the first time I’ve fucked a 20 year old. Other times this has happened: At 19, when I lost my virginity to a 20 year old.  At 28, I fucked a 20 year old who was very kinky – he choked me, stuck his fingers down my throat, and came allContinue reading “What’s it like to fuck a 20 year old?”

Living in the moment

I’m addicted to my phone. I have it with me all the time. I check it probably hundreds of times a day. I spend hours messaging people and hours on social media. It runs my life. Phone addiction is a real thing, and I’m sure there are people reading this that have the same problem.Continue reading “Living in the moment”

The Best Kind of Sex

The best kind of sex is the sex you didn’t know you would be having when you woke up that morning. The kind that blindsides you some idle Monday, because you thought he had a girlfriend, and you wouldn’t get to fuck him again for a very long time. And yes you said you wereContinue reading “The Best Kind of Sex”